“I’mma just take a sip okay?”
:3
now selling tickets to my funeral get in quick
why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
stealing text posts has been done a thousand times, i’m gonna start stealing selfies
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest
i literally cannot express how accurate and culturally important this is
my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
today i was w/ this really rich boy and then a few of his friends came over and i said “if ur not rich u can leave” and two of them actually got up and left
the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
